Sleeping with a cat is better than sleeping with a wife because:
A cat will never ask where you walked until 4am.
The cat will never be upset, “Why do you get overwhelmed?”
The cat never whispers “You have completely stunned me.”
The cat never pulls the blanket on itself.
The cat never cries in the morning, "You again didn't let me sleep all night with your snoring.
The cat will never say, "You would at least wash before bed or sprinkled something with a deodorant, from you stink like from a goat";
The cat never says, “You breathe out all my air.”
The cat will never mind going to the kitchen with you to eat, and even very much for;
The cat doesn’t matter what you smoke.
The cat doesn't scream "shell" when you suddenly spoiled the air in the half-dremel;
The cat never asks “Switch off your foolish “Sport” channel.”
The cat never says about itself in multiple numbers, “If you have insomnia, let other people sleep.”
When you try to embrace a cat, they will never say, “Oh, but not today!”
You cannot have sex with a cat and this is the only disadvantage that, for its dignity, it can be forgiven.