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 10.06.2012
When ladies say that “men have one thing in mind,” they don’t even know how many of us have in mind:
How to live to a salary;
How to fuck a neighbor.
How to make children learn well;
How to treat a former classmate.
How to overthrow the “hate regime”;
How to fuck an accountant.
How to take a loan to give, and then throw the bank;
How to fuck the one you meet every day at the bus stop.
How to prevent the Earth from colliding with an asteroid
whom to fuck first, if such a clash is inevitable;
– I.T.D I. t. p.
You are a primitive creature!! to
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