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 13.06.2012
I moved to a guy. On the first evening, after preparing dinner, I sat down and looked at House 2. The beloved, with a gentle smile, which made me worse for some reason, asked if I had been watching him for a long time. I honestly said three years. Having taken some instrument, he cut off the antenna and said with a laasic voice that I would no longer watch that shit. I didn’t want to argue...In exchange, he arranged to show me cool movies every night, opened up rock for me, taught the basics of programming and became addicted to sports. This is what I am for. Lovely guys! Please do not scream that your girls are TP. You will not find a treasure. Develop their horizons, discover new and interesting. After all, a girl is a clean page on which you can draw your ideal yourself, you only need a little patience. You and the men. Love to you!
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