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 14.06.2012
They chose an Eldorado vetilator. I liked one model, called the consultant:
We: Is there a controller in this model?
Only Ivan knows this.
We: Is Ivan something mythical or is he?
K: Ivan is there, I will call him now!
We are already in anticipation of the appearance of Ivan on a positive wave.
In a few minutes, a consultant comes to us.
Are you Ivan?
D-K: (Of course of the question) No!! to
We: We were told that only Ivan knows if there is a controller in this model.
Q: There is a controller!
We say, “You are Ivan!”! to
Confused...
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