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 15.06.2012
I see, many people here complain that girls don’t know how to cook.
This is not an innate skill, skill comes with experience. Remember your computer games, or how you taught a foreign language - too, after all, at first were diletants, and then gradually increased the level.
- When you live with your parents, with your mother in the kitchen especially and you do not twist: first, the meterage does not allow, secondly, two housewives at the same plate... Well, imagine that you and your father are sitting behind a compot on the same chair, and trying to play at the same time)) Of course, some simple dishes (hot there, or charlotte) you will trust, and you will learn to cook them, but the chef of the kitchen is always a mother, and you are the maximum assistant worker and cleaner.
- When you live alone, you can do a salad or bouillon with grapes. I don’t want to get married, because. You remember very well how your mother lived, and there is no motivation to learn to cook.
- And then you meet a guy for whom you want to try, who you want to make pleasant, you start to get a nest for him)) Then you learn culinary wisdom, gradually gaining a level.
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