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 21.06.2012
Anna: I am going to have an operation in my eyes... (horrible, but it needs to be done... the main thing is not to get anything...

Ruslan: Most importantly, do not do any operations in Barnaul. I had the head of the development team was Kosovo - eyes in different directions. And the lead engineer also has problems with the eyes in a bunch. When they talked to each other, they looked where they were, but not at each other. So the leading engineer decided to fix the situation, accumulated a lot of money and went to Barnaul. Something was cut off there. He is returning. The eyes are still in the crowd. The doctors said they cut something wrong, missed, fucking. They asked me to pay a thousand dollars to fix it. It is a month or two. I picked up, I went. have corrected. Where to go is Russia.

Ruslan: Oh, I am sorry! I did not think! You should be supported and reassured. In short, everything will be fine!
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