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 22.06.2012
XXX: Three pedals on a city car is atavism, I think. If the engine is up to 1.6, then what’s the point of pulling those handles, grabbing the pedals, to look like a cool driver? I think if there were eight pedals on the mechanic, the drivers would not have chosen the machine.
Yyy: All right: 6 pedals under 6 speeds, brake and reverse. You need two wheels: one to turn to the right, the other to turn to the left.
Zzz: Two chairs, one to drive forward and the other to go back.
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