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 22.06.2012
xxx: the grass is blue, the sky is green, the sea is yellow.
I love China.
RR: What’s so specific to you?
My wife and I ordered some fish at the restaurant. Fish is not simple, but poisonous.
Chinese nurse injects anti-toxin
XXX: I am lying down.
All the drug addicts in the world envy me.
XXX is free! At the restaurant, I lie in a vip-palate with sea view.
XXX: In the next three days, the glutes will come to me and I’ll catch the catch.
RR: And when the breakout starts again, the fish must be eaten, right?
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