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 23.06.2012
A punishment to all criminals!! (Part of 1)

In the house, the cat is protected from trouble. A murderer and a mouse. Fun for children. Old men and consolation.

When the cat is obedient to the master's word, he does not cause disorder in the kitchen, he does not throw potts out of the oven, he does not eat at night, the goodness in the house rests. and peace.

Do not dissolve the window of your terrace unnecessarily. and dissolve the networks to strengthen. In order for the cat bird to see free from the window to the courtyard will not pass away, by the will of God will die.

Eating and drinking the cat in moderation. “Kitikatov” and “viscas” of overseas denials. But give better cheese, as much as is necessary, meat of a cow or calf, but not fish of the sea or river. And the fucking ones.

A cat's doctor needs a special one to smell the skin from different parasites with infusions of fragrances. After that, once a year, he wounded the back of the cattle with a curative needle.

And if the young cat is vanity and self-righteous, take him by the right hand of the gate. Yes, in the rabbits the naked looking spikes, the saliva in the haru splash, and the fingers of the shoes on the mouths of the lupus. If it is not useful, repeat. Hell will not ask for mercy softly and loudly. Let go of mercy!
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