(On life on the tropical island of Guam)

About the dangerous life - told the lady, who was after her husband to a local doctor. The uncle comes to the doctor, complains - said, the snake bitten. What kind of snake? The doctor asked, how did she look? And so, says the uncle, and takes a snake out of his pocket. So, after the bite, he pushed her into his pocket and went to seek medical help, and all this time the snake was biting his leg =)