from ZH:

They were looking for Chupacabras. With villas and torch. At night at the cemetery, a kilometer from the village. Dan dressed a zombie mask in the form of a joke of humor. Pulled and pulled with his hands. He got the puzzles - the keeper of humor did not appreciate and spoke mat so loudly that Chupacabra was supposed to die of horror. Then they drank with the bodyguard and talked about Chupacabra. Very surprised. '' Goat, do you say, sausage? No, I do not believe. We’ve got that electricity to do... Well fuck it can...''
Cryptozoology did not survive in the village.