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 28.06.2012
My husband (with my light hand) decided to sit on a diet. I stayed there for a week and did not eat after six. The second started to collapse, I had to watch him. The third has gone. Everybody yesterday yesterday cried out that he could no longer, wanted a lot of food. Somebody calmed and went to bed. He seemed to have fallen asleep, and I was constantly waking up, he sat down like a diet, becoming upset. I hear something whisper:
Ma, Ma and Mom.
I think how lovely, Mom dreams, and then:
Mom, Mom and Mary.
Yes to! What is Mary? I listen to:
- Marin... Marin... (I make a pillow for suffocation)... marinated...
I have an O! His face and he:
- Cucumbers

I need to change something. and :)
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