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 10.07.2012
XXX: So, I’m playing in Minecraft. And there the day lasts for 10 minutes, the night goes on, and at night all kinds of fools come out who dream of killing me. To do this on the first day of the game, newcomers are advised to obtain any, but a refuge. To prevent, I have a zombie in the house!111 I filled all the holes in the mountain where I was going to build a house. The first night comes. Terrible uterine sounds, from which blood shakes in my veins. But I know that in the afternoon they will all disappear, so it is more or less calm. I'm dealing with one zombie, which came out I don't know where, I wait for the next morning. The day is coming, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, but the uterine sound is nowhere! I’m scared, it’s very loud, very scary and a nightmare, day too! A zombie attack, no one. The sound does not stop!
I thought Gluc - passed over - nothing.
The uterine sounds do not stop.
And only after digging a couple of cubes of land, I stumbled upon a hole (which I had previously made from the outside) which was a sneezing zombie.
I could not deal with them and decided to make the hole back.
Now I have neighbors, and I’m not alone in this world of minecraft.
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