Chairman of the World
Tell me a story.

AlexB
There was a bipolar transistor.
MDP transistor with induced channel came to him.
Then they began to argue who was the best of them.

MDP says: "And I’m cool, I have an offgenic input resistance!"
And the bipolar replied to him: "And I have a great strength in the current!"
And an electronic lamp came to them and they stumbled in front of it.

And she said, "Boys, and I have a cathode heated to 1000 degrees. Who will take me?"
And took her bipolar, and burned his base.
And he took her MDP, and burned his prison.

MORAL: Use the lamp amplifiers))))))