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 13.07.2012
xxx: Ultimate Survival on Discovery has just ended. I managed the last five minutes. Also nothing. Grills goes through the pit, bends, raises some shit and says, “Hmm, look, horse hose! It looks like fresh! It smells like fresh ".
WOW: "Mm, fresh breakfast!"
XXX: And throws the horse fucking into the operator's chamber. I would fuck.
The operator pays a lot.
The operator is just a very humble and patient person. Only he would be able to endure when he was thrown into the shit.
XHH: Although you know, keeping up to not fuck Grills is easier.
He is a former Marines of the British Navy.
Yyy: Of course, or suddenly he will say you have a lot of protein, and he will eat.
ууу: "And this is an operator, it has a lot of protein and objections".
xxx: "And in general, I was pretty hungry, and it won’t let me cross the canyon. This is a healthy army knife.
Yyy: You can also make a T-shirt from the operator.
XXX: And a rope of six to eight meters.
YYY: And the Quadrolet.
A shale of bones. 200 as well.
In such a shell you can not only hide from the rain, as I do now, but also offer blood sacrifices to the gods you believe in.
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