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 15.07.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx They recently went on vacation with their family. And they have a parrot at home, a healthy one who speaks. Well, they have an intelligent family, the poppy carelessly throws phrases like ''you look great today' '' pleasant day' and so on. In short, gave for a week to fix a friend's husband.
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xxx a week later came for a puppy, a girlfriend approaches the cage and grit the penny ''pocket, we came, what to say?'', and the puppy so gladly she ''pocket is good, cash wants grandma''. In short, the guy was hiding from her in the toilet for three hours))
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