Forum, theme "Our childhood misconceptions"

As a child, he believed that children were born from kissing at a wedding when crying "bitter"... But then asked the question, and how are the next born? And I was very proud of myself when I discovered this mystery, I understood, already married people go to other people's weddings and quietly kiss when the newlyweds shout "bitterly" and therefore they are born children again...This, by the way, explained why people are invited to weddings.