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 16.07.2012
I bought a damned toilet carpet.
I moved to a new apartment and lived two weeks without this carpet. No, fucking, my legs seemed uncomfortable. I bought, I laid. After 2 days, the valve of the tank broke, the floor and carpet were poured. Dry and bed. After 2 days, the joint of the slime tubes from the bath was sharply detached. Floor and carpet. After 2 days, the sewage pipe, coming from all the apartments of this entrance, was stuck. It filled the fucking floor, carpet and all the apartments on the first floor, including mine. Dry, but I am scared again.
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