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 18.07.2012
The affairs of Dimian's parents went to the mountain, they gave their son to an elite school. But we have even the most super popper school under the EGE sharpened, and literature is still Soviet ferment. The children were asked a composition based on the very satirical poem of Nekrasov "To whom in Russia to live well".

Well, Dima wrote that in Russia only rich people live well, but this is not enough - you have to be very dishonest. He gave examples from his own school. One paragraph of his work was just a paragraph - to whom, how and how much the wealthiest parents stumble, so that their children have excellent scores. And as his own teachers are oppressed, because his parents refuse to battle for grades.

The teacher complained to the director. Idiot, the director was new and evil. He carefully studied this full paragraph and began to call the heroes of the composition one by one. Then he called Daddy. When he returned home, he silently grabbed his belt. The whole family stood up in defense of the damned Dima. My mother said firmly, “Yes! In Russia, the truth is punished. But at least, they are no longer dirty!”
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