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 28.07.2012
Plasma Panel 152 4096x2160 PANASONIC TH-152UX1W

Shuffled with the guys in the pool for such a telecast, in principle, our scholarship in 1140r without problems allowed to purchase this device in credit for a million years. Delivered quite quickly, the only problem - it was uncomfortable to carry through the turniket. In the room, the telecast stood up like a cast, but I had to continue the ceiling by 10 cm. At first, the room was a little narrow, but one day I set the brightness to 45% (previously it was 10%) and the neighbor who slept next to the calf burned alive. Now we live together and no longer experiment with adjustments. Very pleased with the quality of the image, we watch porn in HD for days, soon without hands. We put the box from the TV in the corridor and rent it out to the illegals, there are 10 people living without problems.
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