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 30.07.2012
I had to take care of a friend after the accident. After the hospital, at home, all sorts of injections-pills continued, in general, such a nurse-infirmer. I get some kind of magnesium, I say to the comrade, go down, he drops his pants, goes to bed, the phone rings. Okay, I wait, I hear a conversation with my father: yes, daddy... well how, fucking... no, no, not alone... a friend with me... daddy, she’s married! I do not betray my wife. Okay, daddy, let’s go later, or I’m lying here with my naked ass.
I almost missed that ass.)
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