I work as a technician in a sports store, due to a shortage of sellers I have to occasionally advise buyers, a conversation with one lady eventually killed:
I: Hi, can I help you?
Hello, where are your wallpapers here?
I (already with a bit of a dumb face): This is a sports supermarket, we have no wallpapers!
Ladies (with sincere surprise): Why do athletes not paste wallpapers? and!!!! to
I am O_°
And you’re talking about breaking patterns.)