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 31.07.2012
Letter to Dad:
I: Hello
Dad: Oh... Hello. Johnny is you?
I am UGU.
Dad: Jenny, I’m injured, call the veterinarians!
I: What was shocked? Who hurt you?
A bunch of angry cockroaches have eaten my hair!
I: You have a blaster, take it, get rid of it, I will soon...
Father: Oh... Okay Jenny! And bring with you the great clan of the Sandidemologists with their destructive rays! We need all the strength to fight this enemy!
I: Oh, and in white coats.
Father: With those who hold back soul and body, with the great and powerful bonding shirts!! to
I: Oh, bring me what you smoke.
Dad: Who is PA, Jenny? I am Jack, I forgot. I’ve only eaten a couple of walnuts since morning.
I: It wasn’t nuts, it was pure hashish Jack. Don’t trust the green monkeys, they all lie.
Oh God, you see them too!! I have gone! One of them calls me to eat.)
Greetings to Mom :)
Dad : Okay!
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