I’m in the bus and a couple of Asians are sitting in front of me. I looked at it, I thought, how cute! A long-haired girl put her head on her short-cut boy’s shoulder. Then I looked again and understood: no, it’s the opposite – it’s a long-haired boy who climbed on his girl’s shoulder with a short haircut. After a while, doubting, I looked again. It was no longer a boy with a girl, but two aunts of age. Or even uncles. A mother with a son, or a father with a daughter.

The fucking Chinese.