See also: A11 What should you do if you are hit on your left cheek?

1) to give up.
2) Take the right side.
Remove the enemy’s scalp and eat his liver.
4) Back home, complain on your blog.

YYY: I like three options.
XXX: I am a humanist. I like 2 and 4.
YYY: No, I am a humanist. I don’t want to be left in the world to live with fools who hide people on moradas.
XXX: Have you ever read the definition of the word "humanist"?