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 09.08.2012
XHHH: Your screwbacks annoy me terribly, some foolish
I don’t understand, you didn’t like the letter ordered?
XHH: No, the font is normal, the other is angry. I told him for half an hour what I wanted. He does not know at all what a ligature is, nor even what a kegl is, fucking!! to
Do you know how our boss took this guy to work?
HH: How will I know this?
Listen here bro. Once our boss came into the store some squeezed, and on the shelf a sheet of A4 and there in such a classy font, a straight look, it is written: Cigarettes do not trade bla-bla, federal legislation bla-bla, kindergarten nearby. Well a boss to new fonts maniac, let the seller (boy of this, ah) torture what font, etc. He stood still, and then said: I don't understand what you are talking about, we don't have a printer, I wrote it by hand with a black flommaster.
WOW: His father is an architect-drawer of Soviet hardening, it turns out. =) is

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