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 10.08.2012
I sit at work, bored, I talk to a friend in asskoe:
X: What do you do tonight?
YYY: Nothing
I would like to invite you to a restaurant, dinner, live music, talk.
Yyy: Well I don't even know... I'm quite happy with evening walks, I don't need a restaurant :D
I was lucky with you :D
Fuck, I’ll remove this dialogue :D
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