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 14.08.2012
Super Design

Ten years ago, we started our own company. Construction and repair. Actually, everything has already worked, but there has been a serious moment of mutual misunderstanding on some commercial issues. The company split into two.
Divorce and division of property. We got: a package of documents for the “reserve” firm, some of the tools and other stuff, a few workers who wanted to leave with us... and everything was lost.
To say that money is hard is to exaggerate. They simply did not exist at all.
First of all, you need an office. Saška was sinking and a couple of days later we looked at the ruins of the first floor of the fur factory dormitory with interest. From the ceiling hang some slopes, and a hole in the wall - there was previously a shoe reception point for repair, it is terrible to enter the floor - you can find yourself in the basement... And the "owners" say: you will make a repair here in a week - a year free use. The men swallowed, and I looked at it for a moment and said, “In the hands! Let us do!”
When the “masters” left, they almost broke me. But then...
Exactly a week later, the owners of the premises came to see and clearly intended to laugh. We didn’t have money, they knew.
We had to laugh.
What they saw:
A flat ceiling with exotic lights.
Walls with very interesting combined wallpapers
The curtains are also very unusual.
New furniture
A painting on the wall
A triangular aquarium
New Floors
The new door.
A table with computer.
But most shocked a soft sofa with iron pins.

They immediately signed with us a couple of contracts for repairs from the premises.
have gone. We roasted for a long time.
by points:
The ceiling was flat and white. Lamps in the form of bulbs - a dense thread is inserted into the needle and stretches through a bottle of paper glue, and then the ball is wrapped - it is easier to do
No money was found on the back. They gathered from who what pieces were left, thought about how better to glue, and the joints were glued with a filet.
The curtains are made according to the same principle.
I painted the painting I found in the warehouse. Rama was there. What was drawn - no one understood, but the hole in the wall was closed.
The aquarium was broken shortly before that. Clamped out of the usual - a triangular resulted
- on the floors went two old cabinets of polished DSP and a bank of lacquer
The furniture was collected by washing, washed and clothed with film.
The funniest thing about the sofa. The boys wrapped the usual garden bench in the park, and already on the spot we "tune it off" - two mattresses were shot with a stepler - I found on the loft - and a beautiful type of blanket. The handles were painted in black and a little silver.

When we got through, we came to the conclusion that we will succeed.
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