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 14.08.2012

Alexander is
My mom got a bit upset here.

Alexander is
I was sitting at home yesterday and talked that she should probably change her phone. Yesterday I sat looking at all kinds of Nokia foolish in the net, chose what a non-young model. Now we were going to my grandmother (about the tsunami grandmother lives) and suddenly noticed the euro network, decided to go in and buy immediately, said to pull it. I sit in the car and wait. It wasn’t long enough that I was surprised. After 40 minutes, she came out with a bag in her hand. I immediately asked why she was so delayed. Answer: "Yes, I looked at the chosen model live and what I didn’t like. I decided to leave already, and then an uncle employee advised a new phone, a very good speaker. Well, I looked, decided that sympathetic little, here immediately and bought". Punch, I say something.
I get a box from the package.
And here I cried!
She bought a Galaxy S3!! to
Fuck, my future laptop is less expensive!!!! to
The officer...
And after all, if I steal that phone from her, she knows where I live.
He even knows my name!( by
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