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 15.08.2012
The manager sent me a follow-up.

Official note

Please give me a new chair.
Because of my religious beliefs, and the commandment of the soul, the chair must be on wheels (in the amount of 4 pieces), wrapped with the skin of white buffaloes grown on the southern slope of the Himalayan river and killed no later than June 25, on the day of the Taurus in the shadow of the Mist.
For my part, I pledge to increase the efficiency of my work by 350%, because this chair will allow me to connect with the Unknown Egregor "Robot Mass".
My chair was broken. Give it new. Please go.
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