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 15.06.2008
In a drunk state it is difficult to express:

1st Innovative

2nd Consultative

Three Annihilation

4 is The transatlantic



Very difficult to say:

1st Calculated

2nd Poorly Coordinated

Three existentially

4 is Satisfactory



Absolutely impossible to say:

1st Thank you, but we won’t have sex with you today.

2nd I don’t want whiskey anymore.

Three Sorry, but you are not my type.

4 is The McDock? No, thank you, I don’t want to eat.

5 is Why should I call him at two o’clock at night?

6 is Oh, I can not! No one wants to hear me sing.

The bear in the ear!

7 is I am not going to fight with you.

8 is Thank you, but I don't even want to try to dance - I'm broken

and coordination. I don’t want to look bad!

9 is Where is the nearest toilet? I am not going to park.
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