I am a pharmacist. Many think it is a quiet and easy profession.

The morning. Opened the pharmacy, comes a pretty decent woman, 45 years old, and

Do-o-lgo goes to the pharmacy, looking carefully at everything. Then comes the

He asks me, can you advise me? Yes, of course, as I can

Help, what specifically interests you? Go out to the shopping hall.

Please! I – what did you want to ask? She - What, to you

is difficult? Okay I went out. We go to the distant windows... Aunt is inclined

He asks me, “Child, do you have an education?” I am

- so far calm - well, if you count five years of pharmacology college, then probably,

is there?

Is it medical?

I - yes, it is medical, we can even have a doctor's correct appointment

to check.

Then she is protective: Well then bring me a contraceptive!

I am what? She - what you were taught there, you are all lying, shit sellers!

I’m trying to reassure you – you need pills, something external, injections,

The plaster? She - you know nothing, but you sell, hate, chase such and must.

Close it all! And he leaves.

How is it possible? I didn’t say if I used anything before.

clearly no - once I didn't even understand what they asked, didn't explain for what

situation - maybe she has a condom for one time, or maybe a Depo-Prover injection

for six months immediately, or maybe - just decided to take the pills, not for

sex, and so that the acne passes - and this happens - what should I guess?

Once I came to the doctor, I need to tell you what help is needed.

Ideally, of course, and analysis to show.

Okay, of course, they’re upset and... k, but I think she might have it.

Climax, let it be angry.

Maybe it was such a day!

After an hour, a woman came in and asked “the cheapest.”

condoms" - and we had the Russian "Eros" - I clarified, for every

The case is unreliable, I say, they are only for honey. Research types of UTI

Take it! If necessary, it is a bit more expensive, but normal.

She replied, No, for my husband.

Is it from the husband children does not happen, as she thinks, even if the product No. 2

Did you think anything wrong with taking such things specifically?

And that’s not all – then a woman in a expensive shirt came and asked, “I’m

The contraceptives!” I am already innerly stressed, asking what you are.

Do you prefer?

She: "I am a vegan, on a diet and overall health care, so my guru

I said I can’t take hormone drugs – they’re the same.

Made from animals!

Do you have condoms, for example?

She said, “No, it’s uncomfortable, they feel different.”

I: "Maybe candles or vaginal pills? Do you want to put a spiral?

She said, “No! Give me homeopathic contraceptives!”

Homeopathy is the type of taking a bee and wasting it.

Alcohol, then managed to soften half a kilo of sugar beans... and

Take the drug "Apis" three times a day for six peas for six months.

In general, these are very long-lasting medicines for chronic diseases.

It is impossible to protect homeopathy from pregnancy.

I explain to a woman - there are no homeopathic contraceptives!

She is like this, all drugs are homeopathic, so that is! What

You are rubbing me here, picking up visitors from the village, they know nothing,

only the flocks grow and shake them, to chase everyone, the limit

It is illiterate!

is leaving. About the strawberries is, apparently, my strawberry... Although I am a descendant

Peterburgen, I didn’t say anything bad about that, polite.

and farewell.

The young man comes in, standing in front of the window with condoms, proudly

He tells me, “Blue moon!”

I ask, “Do you know what these condoms are for?”

He said, “What? Give me the promise!” I understand that the client attracted the name...

The song was then, Boris Moiseev, many liked it.

I explain quietly and clearly, “This is for anal sex.”

The boy insulted, “Why are you helping the pedics here? such shit

must be kept under the shelf, or in shops for perversion! to me

normal prejudices are needed, XXL - where did I know that there are all the goats

They are chasing the wicked!”

I asked, “Are you normal? Or with rings, buds, spermicidal

Anesthetic or anesthetic? That’s all for normal people, what do you?”

The guy grabs the first box and runs away shouting, “Well,

The goats! “P is R!”

And the curtain! Into death drunk aunt with a fingering and smoking on

package from which the used test is obtained to determine

Pregnancy with which something drops.

And it begins with a good voice of market trading:

“You, wow, you sold me the wrong fake test! Give money

back to! Russian test, 8 re price. I did it, and it was wrong.

It shows!”

I wonder, is it tonight, did you use the test now?

She is: Yes! I said, “Did you drink alcohol?” She said, “I haven’t drank vodka.

“Only beer!”

For a reliable test result, you should not drink for a day.

before testing - to get alcohol and its metabolites out of the body

Go out and get tested in the morning. Everything is written in the instructions!”

She, hearing nothing, for a while cries and cries, and then,

I tried to break the window and saw that it finally flew out of the fence.

"guard" - my shifter with a scissor to rub meat guard that day

not appeared at all, because they confused the changes of duty - somebody

I did not pay the IDD, and whoever did not go to work, the aunt was scared and left.



I talked to the change officer, told me what today is the "Festival of Open Days".

In the psychiatric room and gave the box. He was left alone at the pharmacy to work.

That’s why I brought a toporik. Then the director called and asked.

I’ll stay in the night too, instead of guarding.