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 16.08.2012
Legendary American golf champion Lee Trevino, also known as the ‘happy Mexican’ or ‘supermex’, told such a story. After another competition for the PGA Cup in 1965, he moved to a new home and one beautiful morning leveled the lawn in front of the entrance. Nearby stopped the luxurious Cadillac, from which a luxurious blonde emerged.
Sorry, do you speak English?
Well... sometimes.
How much do you get for your job?
in a different way. For example, the hostess of this house allows me to sleep with her.
Blonde like the wind.
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