YuG: So tell me, what’s in these cats that’s not in others? How is a cat different from a dog?

NZM: How is it "how does a cat differ from a dog"? All of us! The cat...is usually smaller, independent. And the dog is ready to jump in your ass. And the cat goes where he wants and thus supports your interest in his person. He will eat, he will eat, he will eat, he will eat, he will eat, he will eat.

YuG: A-a-a, and did I get such a cat? Which neighbors eat?

NZM – It is economical! And strategically true: your neighbors love your cat, so do you too! You can take care of him if you go somewhere.
And then, look: the cat is soft, furry, murmuring. They bring it to you in such a basket, and from there look two large eyelids, and the cat itself is still small, cute, needs warmth and affection. Then you feed it, it grows. He sleeps on your knees, heats you at night, wakes you up to work if the alarm doesn’t sound... brings your clothes...

I don’t want to get married, I want a cat!!! I want to!

NZM – Here you see!

YuG is OK. You can marry a cat!! to