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 17.08.2012
Q: Do you know what was missing in the Brotherhood of the Ring? Gnomes are, elves are, hobbies are, magicians are, people are. Women are missing!
Q: Why do you have a woman? Legolas has Himley, Frodo has Sam, Boromir has Aragorn. Mary has Pippin.
Gandalf has no one.
Gandalf has a horse.
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