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 18.08.2012
About myself

I am a man of difficult fate and easy behavior.
He was born on March 29, 1985, in secret from his parents.
by the horoscope.
I am not very well acquainted with music, my favorite singer is Lenin.
My hobby is strabismus.
In a past life, he was the favorite horse of his beloved horse.
I believe in death after life, in love after sex, and in cream after shaving.
My favorite activity is to play snow clothes.
For five years he worked at the Chaykovsky Conservatory, laying a chair in the saxophone class.
Formation: formed by the merger of the egg with the sperm.
I regularly do two things: sleep with Angelina Jolie and lie.
I only wear clothes in expensive grocery stores.
He pumped his muscles from the Internet and in his childhood fell from a tree and damaged his skin.
But I am a white crown among the dark horses.
And relationships with women do not fit into a suitcase.
My favorite food is mezim.
I am still fascinated by the work of Nikolai Gumilev and I know about 80 rhythms for the word Anton.
My favorite movie is the clip of Dima Bilan "On the Shore of the Sky".

Text written 22 April 2011 at 16:20
About 3 years on the website
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