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 19.08.2012
VombatTM: I was at my sister’s house.
VombatTM: I asked her to reassure her so that she could forget, not fuck!
Dude: What is wrong?
VombatTM: You Dyball That She's My Sister Fuck You're Ugly
Dude: She’s not so thin, red, sexy. I am just free.
Dude: We’ll meet shortly now. My ex has already shaken her face.
Dude: I will not give it to anyone now. Because a girl. I will fuck myself. Always is.
Vombat: If you weren’t my best friend, I would have broken your mouth.
Dude: If I wasn’t much stronger than you, I might have broken it.
Look at it as if it were not the opposite.
VombatTM is fucking.
VombatTM: Okay, meet up, I don’t mind.
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