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 20.08.2012
We had a flight survey to discuss the report of the verifying company. Everyone gets nuts: whoever has more, whoever has less.

Decided to be promoted and the forty-year-old uncle, who came to us from the bodies of the Ministry of Internal Affairs to the position of head of the security department. At the table at the general, he delivered a flaming speech about the low qualification of the information department. He said that his subordinate hacked the company's email, put some file on the desktop and generally found a bunch of holes in the defense. About the fact that this talented employee is no other than a outgoer from the IT department, and the blessing on the hacking of the mail he received in advance from informants, the uncle silenced. But I was upset about the fact that the department could be abolished. I said a lot of unpleasant things.

The general asked to parish. The chief administrator, the KMS of the hand-fighting, stood up from his place, raised his uncle for the scarf and, despite resistance, carefully laid his face to the floor, breaking both hands. Upon completion of the operation, the administrator explained in the most correct manner that in this case the security department is in no way able to cope with its tasks due to its low qualification. He presented the lying body of his leader as evidence and advised to read his written report.

I don’t know how it will end, but something will happen.
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