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 23.08.2012
Dirk is Hi. Where have you been for two weeks?
Hard_Metal: Was I lying in the hospital, was I beaten?
Dirk: The guy how? You have been working as a soldier for 5.5 years. Is it a jump man?
Hard_Metal: Well, one was enough, for a long tongue, so me and Serge also attributed it.
Dirk: for details please.
Hard_Metal: Well, we are in the dressing room discussing that the anime of Fairy Tail is a boring range and everyone who looks at it bites I scratched them, etc.
Dirk: And what can you get for that?
Hard_Metal: Do you remember I told you about Kostyan who was the 2nd dan and world champion?
Dirk: Well, did he get struck too?
Hard_Metal: So, he has a tattoo of the emblem of Fairy Taylor on his shoulder, here he is our 2nd and told us what.
What did the coach do for him?
Hard Metal: What about the coach? He has been walking in the Rave master t-shirt for 3 years, for him slipped in the shower.
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