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 25.08.2012
My brother is now convinced that I am a dead drug addict.
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The doctor prescribed a pill for my sick stomach. They are very large and do not pass through the throat. Instead of breaking them into several pieces, I decided to crush them in a teaspoon. I forgot to drink after dinner. I stand at 2 o’clock at night in the kitchen a 20-year-old girl weighing 40 kg with a teaspoon full of white powder and comes in brother. Silently watching the picture. And I will take it and cry out, and say, ‘Brothers, do you have jiga?’ has gone...
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