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 26.08.2012
The “hybrid” mobile communication. Much of the territory of the Republic of Kazakhstan is not covered by mobile communications. The reason is simple - a lot of mountains, valleys (in addition, it happens, mobile towers explode for something). There is no connection in remote villages. But having a mobile phone is prestigious, so even in such deaf corners many residents have tubes.

They are used here as: all those who need to communicate - with relatives in other villages, or in trade affairs - at a certain time write SMS. Then a special trusted man rides through the village on a horse, and gathers all these mobile phones in one bag.

Then this person goes down the canyon, runs down the valleys and mountains, runs for a long time - and runs to such a place where mobile communication already exists. He sits on the roof and smokes. And the mobile phone in the bag "see the network", start to feed, ring, whisper - send SMS.

And the person is still sitting on the hole, continuing to smoke, looking at the white light. Meanwhile, within an hour, response SMS from relatives, friends, business partners. In the bag again he whispers, writes, whispers, swirls, spills. And when the noise ceases, the man rides again and returns to the mountains. Because he is a responsible, solid person, he will not lose his mobile phones, and he will not be lost, he will not get stuck somewhere to friends Kizilurt, he will not shut up, well, and generally such a serious affair will do as it should be.

Well, and then in the evening this man gets to the village and distributes mobile phones to their owners. This is how hybrid mobile communications work.
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