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 29.08.2012
My husband and I went together...
WOW: Well, I want details of life together :)
In general, today, at three o’clock at night, I wake up, she’s not there, I think I’ll go water in the throat, and see what’s there and how. And there is such a picture: the whole kitchen is polluted with something red, everything is filled with water, some oats, and in the midst of all this splendor stands Marusya with a knife and my maite with ninja turtles, pronounced in blood...
WOW: Was she killing Vaska for what he reminded in her cages then? :D
xxx: the first thought was the same, even started looking helplessly in search of the cat. But it turned out that Masha opened the cooking with a knife, and when she got it out of the refrigerator, half the pepper dropped from there.
This is my future wife, and I don’t know what to expect from her next moment.
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