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 01.09.2012
Everyone with this theme:
There are fewer people who know how to cook. In the last 5 years I have not met anyone who would cook me better. The sex? Ordinary prostitutes are cheaper. You can break off once a week, as any "normal" will not allow it to do with yourself. The question is, is this the "right relationship"?

The Russians have this expression: "In old age no one will be given water". Per this is why "such "right relationships" are needed? And again: and you yourself didn’t get the girls to measure in all kinds of cakes, borsches, breasts, assign them the coefficient of giving / swallowing and playing in MMORPG?
Sorry, I didn’t notice right away: the writer meant Babb. And the couple for the grandmother is probably the Mudak (about his three signs were written here). It remains to rejoice for you and wish you a further non-replication. Fools are enough.
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