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 18.06.2008
Faith ღ:aga......)))))) since you are now my husband :
I want an apartment in the center of Moscow
I want a bunch of red roses in the bathroom.
I want behu x5
4)I want to travel to Paris, Milan, Venice, Brazil, Hawaii, etc.
I want a shirt
6) I want love... oh... I want it later)))))))
So long enough ?

Deft: Since you are my wife, you must first:
1) wash my socks in a dishwasher of cold water with soap for at least 3 years, then I will consider whether to buy an apartment
2) there are roses, there is no bath, I can put it in a dishwasher, next to soap and socks, and in general the rose is one.
Tomorrow I'll buy a model, you'll put it under the dishwasher, when you'll wash the floor - you'll remember why you're doing all this.
4) Better not to drive there, but to fly, right? Every day is better, do you think about it? Be a stewardess.
5) Okay, I'm nice, tomorrow we'll go to buy... from the rawshan new collection - all 200r
6 of Oh? xd
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