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 05.09.2012
I am amazed by our teachers.

The son in school was given a homework, which, among other things, was the question - "How the letter "A" and the bull are connected." He told him about the Phoenician alphabet, as the first phonetic writing. That there was a letter “aleph,” very similar to our modern “A,” and that the word “aleph” meant “tour.” That may have been called the letter because if you turn it out, it looks like the face of a bull with horns. I was very pleased that the children in the second grade were told such things.

The teacher put the child a pair, saying that he dreamed of homework.

The correct answer: if you add "a" to the word "tour", you will get a birth rate.
I didn’t plan on telling my son at such a young age that half of the people around me were idiots. But probably it will have to.”
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