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 06.09.2012
A new law for protecting children from television. My friend's daughter was able to read almost from the diapers, at the time of the story she was either in the first or second grade. He saw in the sale a book for the younger school age, a translation from some Western textbook, entitled "How children appear" or "Where children come from." Well, a friend tells me, took the polystyrene quickly, seemingly intelligently explained everything, well, bought it and gave it to the daughter. I sit in the kitchen, drink a cup of coffee, one eye in the TV, the other in the magazine. Here comes the daughter (D) with this book and asks the question:
Do you have sperm?
(P) and the Khm, (a little caffeinated coffee) Noah, in general that is.
A – and show it!
A friend says – I took this book and put it on the upper shelf in the closet, telling my daughter that she will read it when she gets it without a chair, or she will ask the next chapter of the book to demonstrate.
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