> Did you bring him under hypnosis? Or under a gun? Do you marry such a hysterical woman? Or is it out of great love - husband "idiot", and fucking a bouquet of love too? The man is good, he has done well.

Some of the nerves before the wedding (and this is really the nerves, especially if you are expecting a roommate of relatives from the Far Zažopinsk, who must be invited, because otherwise the parents will be offended and will not talk for a year) to the ZAGS in home boots come. in the winter. Forgotten Rings is a classic of the genre.
The man could suddenly understand that the suit is not (or big - lost weight from stress, or small - was stressed with beer with chips, or there was a speck the size of pepper on his back - well, not enough), half an hour before the closure of the clothing salon (where all kinds of smoking and evening dresses are rented) to take the first suit rented, and yes - to deposit the passport, because the naphyg.
And yes, the bride could quite hit a bouquet, because at first three months you are wearing as an electrovinic, organizing a holiday for those very relatives from Zažopinsk, spending money (which, in general, was initially meant for a honeymoon), and five minutes before it turns out that everything is going to hell. Here, you know, you can even warm a bouquet of a prince, whom she once pulled out of the dragon's legs.
Well, in general, I agree, yes, we are all grandmothers - dumb fools with no brains, let them sit in the kitchen, be silent and not hang out.