by 4epen:

The comrade told me.

Spammers call him once again from %providername%. The text is standard - we offer to connect, advantageous rates, special offer, and all that. This time he decided not to hang the phone, but to answer:

I already use %goodprovidername% and what can you offer me?
- We have the rates are some of the cheapest in Moscow, for example (the description of the tariff); maintenance is one of the best; and the communication is the most stable!
- You know, my rate on %goodprovidername% offers a rate twice as high for a price twice as low.
This does not happen! We have the best and cheapest internet!
Please read: (dicts the link)
for one minute...
Have you looked?
Until now, the internet has stopped...