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 10.09.2012
She is:
Do you know how I can? I would like to tell you ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
He is:
Noah and Noah! :)

She is:
Well, as a bee... I know how to cook borscht and paste peelmen. I am a goddess in the kitchen.)
My head never hurt.)

She is:
In the afternoon I am a hostess. And at night... at night the story begins)))))))))))

She is:
And I can talk little, if necessary, again.

She is:
Oh oh! Here is one more! I’ll have my own apartment soon.)
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