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 11.09.2012
With my daughter (3 years old) at the adult hospital. Everyone congratulates the culprit, daughter (crying everyone) - "I also want to congratulate! Give me too! The AAA! Congratulations to you!"
Following this dialogue:

I: Congratulations
All guests immediately shift the focus to the child.
D: Congratulations on your birthday!
I: Well wish for something...
D: I want... I want...? I want Barbie!
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